three big bucks

    Three Big Bucks

            Once upon a time there were three big bucks. One day the buck’s mom told them they had to leave and live on their own. The bucks went to a field to build their houses. The first buck built its house out of sticks and mud. The second buck built its house out of hay and string. The third buck built his house out of brick and cement. But what they didn’t know is that they built their house in a farmer’s field.

            The next thing they knew, the farmer came out to plant crop and saw that there were houses in his field. He was so mad!! So the farmer went back into his house to get a torch to burn the houses down.

            He knocked on the first buck’s door and screamed “move away or I’ll burn your house down”.

            The buck said “NO! I was here first”!

            The farmer yelled “NO you weren’t! I was! I live here”.

            “oh, sorry I didn’t know” said the buck scared.

            “You have to move or I will burn your house down” said the farmer.

            “But I don’t want to move”, said the buck.

            “Then I will burn your house down to the ground”! yelled the farmer.  And that’s what he did.

            The first buck ran over to his brother’s house

            So the farmer went back to planting his crop and then ran into another house. So he walked over to the house and knocked on the door and the second buck answered the door scared because his brother told him what the farmer did to his house. The farmer asked “move away or I’ll burn your house down”!

            The buck said “I’ll move away because I don’t want my house burned down”.

            “But I have to burn your house down because it is in my way of planting” said the farmer.

            And the two bucks ran to their brother’s house and told him what happened. The farmer walked over to the third buck’s house and knocked on the buck’s door. The buck answered the door. The farmer said “, move or I’ll burn your house down just like I did with your brother’s houses”.

            The buck said you can’t burn my house down its made out of brick and cement. “oooh” said the farmer. “Sorry if I threated you. You can live here if you want but please don’t eat my crop or you will have to leave said the farmer.

            “We won’t eat your crops unless you say we can” said the bucks at the same time.

            But what the buck didn’t no is that the farmer was playing a trick on them. Three years later the farmer and his friend hunted the bucks. After they hunted the bucks the farmer had three buck heads mounted on his wall. And he lived happily ever after.